![]() 07/12/2019 at 13:07 • Filed to: far side friday | ![]() | ![]() |
![]() 07/12/2019 at 13:09 |
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Heh. nice.
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![]() 07/12/2019 at 13:23 |
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I was one of those kids who loved The Far Side, and didn’t pay much attention to Calvin & Hobbes, which everyone else constantly raved about.
These make me happy.
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“Villains!” I shrieked, “dissemble no
more! I admit the deed!—tear up the planks! here, here!—It is the peeing of his hideous bladder!”
Hmm. Doesn’t quite work.
![]() 07/12/2019 at 14:03 |
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I just imagine a saggy grey organ, dripping like a leaky grocery bag... and it’s not exactly a thrill ride
![]() 07/12/2019 at 15:40 |
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|saggy grey organ, dripping
Worst porno elevator pitch. Ever.
![]() 07/12/2019 at 15:46 |
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“Okay, so hear me out...”
“you have 60 seconds.”
“So this young virile guy walks over to the receptionist, and says he needs to send a fax”
“Get to the point.”
“And then he busts out his saggy, grey organ, dripping slightly, while the erection barely keeps place a small stack of papers and then the music starts
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“...
You’re hired”
![]() 07/12/2019 at 18:15 |
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Geez, come on, it’s not
like
I haven’t
read
enough ab
out that Alan Dershowitz joke
r
lately
.
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I did not expect to see a Dershowitz reference